Tuesday, October 6, 2009

ICT INFO

General keyboard shortcuts
* CTRL+C (Copy)* CTRL+X (Cut)* CTRL+V (Paste)* CTRL+Z (Undo)* DELETE (Delete)* SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)* CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)* CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)* F2 key (Rename the selected item)* CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)* CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)* CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)* CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)* CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)* SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)* CTRL+A (Select all)* F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)* ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)* ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)* ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)* ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)* CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)* ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)* ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)* F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)* F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)* SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)* ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)* CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)* ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)* Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)* F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)* RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)* LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)* F5 key (Update the active window)* BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)* ESC (Cancel the current task)* SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)* CTRL+SHIFT+ESC (Open Task Manager)
Dialog box keyboard shortcuts
If you press SHIFT+F8 in extended selection list boxes, you enable extended selection mode. In this mode, you can use an arrow key to move a cursor without changing the selection. You can press CTRL+SPACEBAR or SHIFT+SPACEBAR to adjust the selection. To cancel extended selection mode, press SHIFT+F8 again. Extended selection mode cancels itself when you move the focus to another control.
* CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)* CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)* TAB (Move forward through the options)* SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)* ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)* ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)* SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)* Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)* F1 key (Display Help)* F4 key (Display the items in the active list)* BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)
Microsoft natural keyboard shortcuts
* Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)* Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)* Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)* Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)* Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)* Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)* Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)* CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)* Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)* Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)* Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)* Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)
Accessibility keyboard shortcuts
* Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)* Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)* Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)* SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)* NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)* Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)
Windows Explorer keyboard shortcuts
* END (Display the bottom of the active window)* HOME (Display the top of the active window)* NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)* NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)* NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)* LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder)* RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)
Shortcut keys for Character Map
After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:
* RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line)* LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line)* UP ARROW (Move up one row)* DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)* PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)* PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)* HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)* END (Move to the end of the line)* CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)* CTRL+END (Move to the last character)* SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is selected)

Microsoft Management Console (MMC) main window keyboard shortcuts

* CTRL+O (Open a saved console)* CTRL+N (Open a new console)* CTRL+S (Save the open console)* CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)* CTRL+W (Open a new window)* F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)* ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)* ALT+F4 (Close the console)* ALT+A (Display the Action menu)* ALT+V (Display the View menu)* ALT+F (Display the File menu)* ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)

MMC console window keyboard shortcuts

* CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)* ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)* SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)* F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)* F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)* CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)* CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)* ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item)* F2 key (Rename the selected item)* CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)

Remote desktop connection navigation

* CTRL+ALT+END (Open the Microsoft Windows NT Security dialog box)* ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)* ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)* ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)* ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)* CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)* ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)* CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)* CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)

Microsoft Internet Explorer navigation

* CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)* CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)* CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)* CTRL+H (Open the History bar)* CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)* CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)* CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)* CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L)* CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)* CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)* CTRL+W (Close the current window)

HARI TUA

ade ke yg mcm ni....kuikuikui. ..
1. Dulu, kalau nak membaca...dari jauh pun boleh baca. Sekarang dekat2 tak nampak....kena jauh-jauh sikit.
2. Dulu kalau nak kencing, dari jauh...suuurrrrr! !!! masuk.....!! !Sekarang, kalau nak kencing, kena dekat-dekat, pelan-pelan lepas...barumasuk...
3. Dulu, masa tidur menhadap muka...rapat- rapat, sekarang berlaga punggungsaja... itu pun dah kira rapat sangat dah tu....
4. Dulu, mana-mana pergi mesti bawa minyak wangi (dalam kereta ke, handbagke...), sekarang, bawa juga... tapi minyak angin la...
5. Dulu, pakai baju mesti sama...sama color, sama design, samabrand....sedondon. .. Sekarang, "Asal kau ada baju nak pakai udah la...!"
6. Dulu, kalau nak kemana-mana, sanggup tunggu bini sampai se jam irontudung...pakai tudung.... Sekarang, "Alah...you pakai yg "wrinkle free" tuje la....!" (dlm hati....macam la ada orang nak tenagok dia...hiyyyy! !!Malam tadi tak mau nak gosok... lembab!!)
7. Dulu, sanggup jalan berbatu2 teman bini shopping, sekarang...tunggu dlmkereta je. Kejap-kejap SMS..."Lama lagi ke?" "Apa aje yg you cari ni...?"
8. Dulu, hebat....!!! sebulan sampai 12 kali..., sekarang, kalau dapat 12bulan sekali pun kira hebat juga...
9. Dulu, menunggu pun dah keras.... sekarang, menunggu nak keras...
10. Dulu, isteri nak tidur pakai shorts pun tak boleh, suruh buka..jgnpakai apa-apa. Sekarang, isteri nak tidur pakai kemban pun kena suruh bukajuga... "Pakai baju yang senonoh sikit tak boleh ke...?"

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

TAUGEH

Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT, kerana telinganya di masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.Doktor: "Selamat petang..."Pesakit: "Selamat petang Doktor!"Doktor: "Ada masaalah apa ...?"Pesakit: "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."Doktor: "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"Doktor pun lalu memeriksa telinganya,dan rupanya biji kacang tersebut cukup susah di ambil malah mungkin perlu pembedahan.Doktor: "Ada 2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."Pesakit: "Apa caranya doktor?"Doktor: "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua pula percuma..."Pesakit: "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"Doktor: "Yang percuma kena sabar..."Pesakit: "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"Doktor: "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika sudah jadi 'tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."Pesakit: "??????????? "

Minta Tolong

Seorang gadis sedang sibuk menulis di atas meja di dalam pejabat pos. Tiba - tiba dia didatangi oleh seorang lelaki separuh umur."Maaf kan saya,"kata lelaki itu. "Saya nak minta tolong sedikit ni....boleh tak saudari menulis dan menghantar poskad ini bagi pihak saya?" Gadis tersebut bersetuju dan meminta barang - barang tersebut. Dia juga tidak kisah untuk menandatanganinya selepas menulisnya nanti."O.k! Siap,"kata gadis tersebut tersenyum sambil menghulurkan poskad yang telah ditulis dan ditandatanganinya. Gadis itu pun meminta diri . Tak sampai beberapa langkah berjalan, gadis itu berhenti kerana dipanggil oleh lelaki tadi. Sambil senyum gadis itu bersuara, "Er...ada apa-apa lagi yang boleh saya lakukan untuk encik?""Ya," jawab lelaki tersebut. "Di bahagian bawah poskad ini tolong tuliskan :P/S - Maafkan saya kerana tulisan ini tidak cantik."

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Saturday, September 26, 2009

kerja

Seorang tuan punya ZOOO risau gorilanya mati,kerana ia ada tarikan paling kuat Zoo tersebut..Suatu hari dia mencari akal dengan meminta seorang pemuda bernama ...JEBON...bekerja untuknya dengan memakai pakaian menyerupai gorila dan duduk dalam kandang...Apa lagi JEBON dapat good offer...dan terima lah..Untuk menujukkan ia benar-benar sekeor gorila, dia pun bergayut-gayut di keliling kandang. Tiada seorang pun perasaan bahawa gorila palsu..Suatu hari dia memanjat kandangnya dengan lebih tinggi hingga masuk ke kadang sebelah ada harimau..Orang ramai yang menyaksikan bersorak lebih gemuruh kerana kelihatan harimau sudah mula naik minyak..Tiba- tiba gorila tersebut tergelincir dan jatuhhhhh..ke kandang harimau...KANTOI. .. si JEBON kata...Harimaun mendekati gorila berkenaan dan menindihnya. ..Gorila tersebut menjerit...TOLONG. ...TOLONG. ...TOLONG. ...Suasana semakin gamat kerana orang ramai mahu melihat bagaimanan gorila berjuang menentang harimau..Tiba-tiba harimau menutup mulut gorila berkenaan dan berkata ""Woooiiii.. .diam laaaaa....Kau nak kita sama-sama kena BUANG KEJA KER???JADI JANGAN MELENGEHKAN MASA...WOOWWWWWWW APA BACA LAGI...PERGI LAHBUAT KEJA....NANTI PULAK KENA BUANG KEJA...SIAPA YANG SUSAH YOU JUGAK...

gajah liar

Tiga pengembara ingin berkhemah berhampiran air terjun. Mereka memilih satu kawasan air terjun yang terdapat di sebuah hutan dara. Dalam perjalanan menuju ke kawasan air terjun, mereka telah sesat. Hari sudah hampir senja. Tiba di suatu kawasan, mereka ternampak papan tanda yang ditulis oleh pihak Perhilitan : "Awas, kawasan gajah liar!" Dua pengembara amat cemas, namun seorang pengembara hanya tersenyum. Tiba-tiba, mereka ternampak seekor gajah liar 500 meter di depan mereka sedang memakan pisang hutan. Lalu pengembara yang tersenyum tadi memberi arahan, "Kamu berdua jangan panik. Atok aku pesan, jikalau terserempak dengan gajah liar, kita mesti jangan bergerak, pura-pura sebatang pokok kayu." Lalu, mereka semua berdiri dan menegapkan badan. Gajah liar tersebut berjalan ke arah pengembara. Pengembara yang berada dalam ketakutan bertanyakan pengembara yang tersenyum tadi,"Atuk engkau di mana sekarang?". Pengembara yang tersenyum tadi menjawab,"Atuk aku dah meninggal dunia tahun lalu, kena pijak gajah liar!"